Chronicles of Eldhjarta

“I’m telling the truth. I mean it. It's hard to believe you're so beautiful, especially when you said your mother is half-harpy, and I can see that your father looks like a badger that’s been dead for a month,” Tosh said, noticing the King Sigread standing behind him. “With all due respect, Your Majesty.”

Do you revel in tales that dance on the...

“Please don’t kill me while I sleep,” I plead, making a mental note to always consider the possibility of nocturnal homicide.

The narrative takes a dark and twisted turn, peeling back the curtain to reveal the malevolent forces at play. Delve behind the scenes to witness the emergence of sinister schemes that threaten the realm’s stability—...

"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Illusion of Magic is; you have to read it for yourself."

Part dark and macabre, part absurd and hilarious, all epic and heartwarming. Dive into a humorous, fast-paced fantasy adventure filled with weird, larger-than-life characters that keep you wondering what the hell is happening until the very last...

"This job is more than a dance with death; it's a fool's leap into the abyss where getting caught means the Covenant might flay me, salt my wounds, burn me at the stake, and do it all over again, all while chanting demoralizing hymns in a false tone."—Armand

Welcome to a cruel world where fierce battles clash with biting humor, where heroes are...